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Dog removed from menus for Beijing Olympics

By GhostLikeSwayze | July 11, 2008

Beijing officials have asked the restaurants that will be designated “Olympic restaurants” to remove any items that contain dog meat from the menu. Why would they do this? I think I might know. They rest of the world considers the Chinese as freaks for eating dogs because they are “man’s best friend” or “eat their own poop.” I am sure the Chinese government doesn’t want all of the visitors coming into the nation’s restaurants and ordering “xiangrou” and then they find out that they just ate Fido and the kids are crying and throwing up and then crying some more. I feel that they could leave to item on the menu if they would just put a picture of this dog in the green sweater beside the dish. That would probably be more feasible than removing it from the menu. Actually, as much as I hate these little dogs with sweaters, I might even consider downing one just to feel better about the world.

The idea to remove dog meat from the menu is because a bunch of foriegners are coming into a country, screaming animal rights as they down Baconators from Wendy’s, not caring about the another country’s customs (no matter how f*cking weird they are). The majority of the world is offended when it comes to eating pork but people who come to the Olympics in the US don’t complain about the pig rustling around in his own shit on the menu. Nobody is offended when they find out that they have eaten Wilbur from Charlotte’s Web. Does the government ask us to remove pork dishes from the menu when the Olympics are in the US?

This is the second time that a country has banned dog meat from the menus. In 1988, South Korea told everyone that “foods deemed unsightly” would have to be removed from the menu. If that happened in the US, say good bye Taco Bell, KFC, and tons of other fast food restaurants that serve disgusting looking food.

If you are making the trip to Beijing, don’t be worried about not being able to find a place to eat dog. I am sure that there will be tons of street vendors selling corn dogs…literally. They cook dogs over their like we cook pork. I am sure it is just like a tailgate but instead of tossing a pig on the cooker, they take Buddy behind the shed and then toss him on.