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College Humor’s ‘Condomned’

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Record Catfish Caught With Barbie Fishing Rod

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

It seems like everywhere I turn, someone is breaking a new record for something. I am sure you are feeling the same way especially with the likes of Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt in the Olympics as they dominate each event that they are in. In the 2008 Olympics alone so far, 70+ Olympic records […]

2008 X Games: Big Air

Friday, August 1st, 2008

With a field of guys such as Jake Brown, coming back from his nasty spill last year, Bob Burnquist, Danny Way, and Bucky Lasek, the Big Air event has been anticipated by a lot of people. I’ve never watched the X Games up until a few years ago and definitely don’t participate in them, but […]

Pull over here, I’m just gonna run in and use the bathroom!

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

While Ghost , Will B and myself were enjoying our invigorating and wildly entertaining weekend in Charlotte, we had to go pick up my car from the lot at Verizon Amphitheater from the night before. You see, we had just gotten up from the previous night’s Widespread Panic show and were in pretty grouchy but […]

2008 NFL Fantasy Preview: Wide Receivers

Friday, July 25th, 2008

I am absofruitly giddy about the upcoming football season that I wish I could do an in depth coverage of at least 50 players for each and most positions. However, SkeezyGeezy just ain’t got enough time in his hectic schedule; between work, reading what Ghost has to say, playing NCAA 2008 and just chillin’ in […]

2008 NFL Fantasy Preview: Quarterbacks

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

This is a new year for Skeezy Geezy. The year is 2008, when I return to glory to the top of the most elite fantasy football league ever! Two years ago, I placed first in the league titled Pirates much to the chagrin of the other 11 losing swashbucklers. There were many ridiculous accusations and […]

Master Casters Commercial Compilation

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Master Casters has decided to do something just like Gatorade has been doing. Did I say something just like it? I think I meant something like an exact replica of Gatorade’s advertising that is not even close to as funny or ingenious as the Gatorade ads (i.e. ball girl catching ball, LeBron’s full court shots, […]

Dog removed from menus for Beijing Olympics

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Beijing officials have asked the restaurants that will be designated “Olympic restaurants” to remove any items that contain dog meat from the menu. Why would they do this? I think I might know. They rest of the world considers the Chinese as freaks for eating dogs because they are “man’s best friend” or “eat their […]

The Art of Music Pushes Out a Monster in Sound Tribe Sector 9

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

A few months ago I was filtering through iTunes to see if any podcasts would catch my attention. I noticed a band called Sound Tribe Sector 9, a.k.a. STS9, and decided to subscribe to the freebie. Little did I know I was about to seriously expand and alter how I viewed music and the people […]

Ann Marie Calhoun Joins Panic Again…and Again

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Ann Marie Calhoun, a self-proclaimed half Asian, half Virginia hillbilly, joined Widespread Panic for another guest performance on July 4th at the Rothbury Festival. This marks the second time that she has performed with WSP. Her first time was at Walnut Creek in Raleigh, NC on 4/26/08 and the show was incredible. Listen to the […]